You gotta start somewhere.

I used to work in a bookshop, I used to be able to talk about current books and authors with some semblance of knowledge ( and/or berate people for reading whatever the masses were consuming at the time ) I used to have a pile of books that actually got read. So in short I was an ass.

Now I am a mum. And I work. A lot.

The last book I read was “the Monster at the end of This Book” by Jon Stone. And that is because it was piffed at my head by my 18 month old son with a demand of “up?!” It must be known that I love this book –  my Grandma used to read it to me when I was little and I still hear her everytime I read it out loud. But it would be nice to read something that didn’t rhyme ( or if it does – it does well! )

Grover

I spent weeks looking for a list that might be interesting for me to have a red hot go at and much to my dismay – the Rory Gilmore Reading Challenge kept popping up. And what is more upsetting – I was super interested in giving this list a jolly  good nudge… So here we go. I took the list –  shoved it into a randomizer and I will attempt in the order below.

Let it be known now – the classics freak me out – I am more of a modern lit person but I am nothing if not a self flagellating goal setter.  I am also new at this blogging thing so sorry if I make any embarrassing errors. Goal setting blogs seem self indulgent to me  but why the hell not – everyone else is doing it! I will blog with my thoughts or lack thereof with each novel

Wish me luck – I am going to need it…

There were 341 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

  1. Marathon Man by William Goldman
  2. Frankenstein by Mary Shelley
  3. Othello by Shakespeare
  4. When the Emperor Was Divine by Julie Otsuka
  5. In Cold Blood by Truman Capote (TBR)
  6. War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
  7. The Art of War by Sun Tzu
  8. The Code of the Woosters by P.G. Wodehouse
  9. Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
  10. Monsieur Proust by Celeste Albaret
  11. The Mojo Collection: The Ultimate Music Companion by Jim Irvin
  12. Henry V by William Shakespeare
  13. The Jungle by Upton Sinclair
  14. What Happened to Baby Jane by Henry Farrell
  15. Swann’s Way by Marcel Proust
  16. S Is for Silence by Sue Grafton
  17. Extravagance by Gary Krist
  18. Rescuing Patty Hearst: Memories From a Decade Gone Mad by Virginia Holman
  19. Rosemary’s Baby by Ira Levin
  20. The Razor’s Edge by W. Somerset Maugham
  21. The Crucible by Arthur Miller
  22. A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
  23. Deenie by Judy Blume
  24. Tender Is The Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald
  25. Nickel and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich
  26. Babe by Dick King-Smith
  27. Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes
  28. Henry IV, part I by William Shakespeare
  29. A Quiet Storm by Rachel Howzell Hall
  30. Term of Endearment by Larry McMurtry
  31. Carrie by Stephen King
  32. The Holy Barbarians by Lawrence Lipton
  33. Old School by Tobias Wolff
  34. Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen
  35. The Nanny Diaries by Emma McLaughlin
  36. The Story of My Life by Helen Keller
  37. Velvet Underground’s The Velvet Underground and Nico (Thirty Three and a Third series) by Joe Harvard
  38. The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco (TBR)
  39. Julius Caesar by William Shakespeare
  40. The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
  41. The Good Soldier by Ford Maddox Ford
  42. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone by J. K. Rowling
  43. Edgar Allan Poe: Complete Tales & Poems by Edgar Allan Poe
  44. Girl, Interrupted by Susanna Kaysen
  45. Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse
  46. The Rough Guide to Europe, 2003 Edition
  47. The Merry Wives of Windsro by William Shakespeare
  48. A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
  49. The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand
  50. The Little Locksmith by Katharine Butler Hathaway
  51. Franny and Zooey by J. D. Salinger
  52. Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
  53. The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafon
  54. Robert’s Rules of Order by Henry Robert
  55. The Fellowship of the Ring: Book 1 of The Lord of the Ring by J. R. R. Tolkien (TBR)
  56. The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner
  57. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J. K. Rowling
  58. George W. Bushism: The Slate Book of the Accidental Wit and Wisdom of our 43rd President by Jacob Weisberg
  59. Seabiscuit: An American Legend by Laura Hillenbrand
  60. Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson
  61. The Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan
  62. Finnegan’s Wake by James Joyce
  63. Ethics by Spinoza
  64. High Fidelity by Nick Hornby
  65. A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
  66. Lord of the Flies by William Golding
  67. Oracle Night by Paul Auster
  68. Song of the Simple Truth: The Complete Poems of Julia de Burgos by Julia de Burgos
  69. Pinocchio by Carlo Collodi
  70. The Outsiders by S. E. Hinton
  71. Snows of Kilimanjaro by Ernest Hemingway
  72. I’m with the Band by Pamela des Barres (TBR)
  73. The Norton Anthology of Theory and Criticism by William E. Cain, Laurie A. Finke, Barbara E. Johnson, John P. McGowan
  74. Demons by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
  75. The Love Story by Erich Segal
  76. The Miracle Worker by William Gibson
  77. Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier (TBR)
  78. The Godfather: Book 1 by Mario Puzo
  79. Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk Legs McNeil and Gillian McCain
  80. The Portable Nietzche by Fredrich Nietzche
  81. A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers
  82. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee (TBR)
  83. The Naked and the Dead by Norman Mailer
  84. How to Breathe Underwater by Julie Orringer
  85. Lady Chatterleys’ Lover by D. H. Lawrence
  86. The Return of the King: The Lord of the Rings Book 3 by J. R. R. Tolkien (TBR)
  87. David Copperfield by Charles Dickens
  88. Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them by Al Franken
  89. Nervous System: Or, Losing My Mind in Literature by Jan Lars Jensen
  90. Bel Canto by Ann Patchett
  91. Archidamian War by Donald Kagan
  92. The Graduate by Charles Webb
  93. Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly by Anthony Bourdain
  94. Complete Novels by Dawn Powell
  95. The Vanishing Newspaper by Philip Meyers
  96. Reading Lolita in Tehran: A Memoir in Books by Azar Nafisi
  97. Snow White and Rose Red by Grimm Brothers
  98. A Room of One’s Own by Virginia Woolf
  99. The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
  100. Living History by Hillary Rodham Clinton
  101. The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy
  102. Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway
  103. Shane by Jack Shaefer
  104. The Opposite of Fate: Memories of a Writing Life by Amy Tan
  105. Sanctuary by William Faulkner
  106. The Manticore by Robertson Davies
  107. Fletch by Gregory McDonald
  108. Unless by Carol Shields
  109. Secrets of the Flesh: A Life of Colette by Judith Thurman
  110. Macbeth by William Shakespeare
  111. The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire by Edward Gibbon
  112. Several Biographies of Winston Churchill
  113. The True and Outstanding Adventures of the Hunt Sisters by Elisabeth Robinson
  114. The Last Empire: Essays 1992-2000 by Gore Vidal
  115. A Separate Peace by John Knowles
  116. New Poems of Emily Dickinson by Emily Dickinson
  117. Howl by Allen Gingsburg
  118. The Awakening by Kate Chopin
  119. Slaughter-house Five by Kurt Vonnegut
  120. Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West by Gregory Maguire
  121. Everything Is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer
  122. Novels 1930-1942: Dance Night/Come Back to Sorrento, Turn, Magic Wheel/Angels on Toast/A Time to be Born by Dawn Powell
  123. The Group by Mary McCarthy
  124. The Gospel According to Judy Bloom
  125. Eva Luna by Isabel Allende
  126. Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller
  127. Rita Hayworth by Stephen King
  128. The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood by Rebecca Wells
  129. Daughter of Fortune by Isabel Allende
  130. Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm by Kate Douglas Wiggin
  131. The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas p�re
  132. Emma by Jane Austen
  133. The Polysyllabic Spree by Nick Hornby
  134. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
  135. Night by Elie Wiesel
  136. Beowulf: A New Verse Translation by Seamus Heaney
  137. The Namesake by Jhumpa Lahiri
  138. Christine by Stephen King
  139. Time and Again by Jack Finney
  140. As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
  141. The Portable Dorothy Parker by Dorothy Parker
  142. Northanger Abbey by Jane Austen
  143. Quattrocento by James Mckean
  144. Selected Hotels of Europe
  145. Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank
  146. The Crimson Petal and the White by Michel Faber (TBR)
  147. The Complete Poems by Anne Sexton
  148. Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray
  149. The Kitchen Boy: A Novel of the Last Tsar by Robert Alexander
  150. Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
  151. 1984 by George Orwell
  152. The Bielski Brothers: The True Story of Three Men Who Defied the Nazis, Built a Village in the Forest, and Saved 1,200 Jews by Peter Duffy
  153. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest by Ken Kesey
  154. Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad (TBR)
  155. Charlotte’s Web by E. B. White
  156. Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers by Mary Roach
  157. Less Than Zero by Bret Easton Ellis
  158. House of Sand and Fog by Andre Dubus III (Lpr)
  159. Wuthering Heights by Emily Bront� (TBR)
  160. Fiddler on the Roof by Joseph Stein
  161. Sophie’s Choice by William Styron
  162. Pushkin: A Biography by T. J. Binyon
  163. Galapagos by Kurt Vonnegut
  164. Cujo by Stephen King
  165. Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol
  166. The Time Traveler’s Wife by Audrey Niffenegger (TBR)
  167. Uncle Tom’s Cabin by Harriet Beecher Stowe (TBR)
  168. A Streetcar Named Desiree by Tennessee Williams
  169. Swimming with Giants: My Encounters with Whales, Dolphins and Seals by Anne Collett
  170. Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
  171. Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides
  172. The Fortress of Solitude by Jonathan Lethem
  173. A Bolt from the Blue and Other Essays by Mary McCarthy
  174. Myra Waldo’s Travel and Motoring Guide to Europe, 1978 by Myra Waldo
  175. The Price of Loyalty: George W. Bush, the White House, and the Education of Paul O’Neill by Ron Suskind
  176. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson
  177. Small Island by Andrea Levy
  178. The Meaning of Consuelo by Judith Ortiz Cofer
  179. The Little Match Girl by Hans Christian Andersen
  180. Memoirs of General W. T. Sherman by William Tecumseh Sherman
  181. Autobiography of a Face by Lucy Grealy
  182. The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe
  183. The Trial by Franz Kafka
  184. Roman Holiday by Edith Wharton
  185. Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
  186. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bront�
  187. Henry IV, part II by William Shakespeare
  188. How the Grinch Stole Christmas by Dr. Seuss
  189. The Divine Comedy by Dante
  190. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
  191. The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
  192. Freaky Friday by Mary Rodgers
  193. Walt Disney’s Bambi by Felix Salten
  194. A Comedy of Errors by William Shakespeare
  195. The Scarecrow of Oz by Frank L. Baum
  196. Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
  197. Candide by Voltaire
  198. Valley of the Dolls by Jacqueline Susann
  199. Out of Africa by Isac Dineson (TBR)
  200. Backlash: The Undeclared War Against American Women by Susan Faludi
  201. The Song Reader by Lisa Tucker
  202. Ethan Frome by Edith Wharton
  203. Mutiny on the Bounty by Charles Nordhoff and James Norman Hall
  204. A Tree Grows in Brooklyn by Betty Smith (TBR)
  205. Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky (TBR)
  206. Encyclopedia Brown: Boy Detective by Donald J. Sobol
  207. Iron Weed by William J. Kennedy
  208. Speak, Memory by Vladimir Nabokov
  209. A Room with a View by E. M. Forster
  210. Just a Couple of Days by Tony Vigorito
  211. It Takes a Village by Hillary Clinton
  212. The Yearling by Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
  213. Walden by Henry David Thoreau
  214. Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
  215. The Shining by Stephen King
  216. The Canterbury Tales by Chaucer
  217. Mencken’s Chrestomathy by H. R. Mencken
  218. The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini
  219. Gender Trouble by Judith Butler
  220. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon
  221. Sexus by Henry Miller
  222. Fahrenheit 9/11 by Michael Moore
  223. The Song of Names by Norman Lebrecht
  224. Inherit the Wind by Jerome Lawrence and Robert E. Lee
  225. Who Moved My Cheese? Spencer Johnson
  226. The Gnostic Gospels by Elaine Pagels
  227. Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
  228. Complete Stories by Dorothy Parker
  229. The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath (TBR)
  230. The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides
  231. Mrs. Dalloway by Virginia Woolf (TBR)
  232. Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
  233. Holidays on Ice: Stories by David Sedaris
  234. What Colour is Your Parachute? 2005 by Richard Nelson Bolles
  235. Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf by Edward Albee
  236. A Monetary History of the United States by Milton Friedman
  237. Sonnets from the Portuegese by Elizabeth Barrett Browning
  238. Fat Land: How Americans Became the Fattest People in the World by Greg Critser
  239. David and Lisa by Dr Theodore Issac Rubin M.D
  240. Empire Falls by Richard Russo
  241. The Dirt: Confessions of the World’s Most Notorious Rock Band by Tommy Lee, Vince Neil, Mick Mars and Nikki Sixx
  242. The New Way Things Work by David Macaulay
  243. The Tragedy of Richard III by William Shakespeare
  244. The Peace of Nicias and the Sicilian Expedition by Donald Kagan
  245. A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
  246. The Iliad by Homer
  247. Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller by Henry James
  248. Moby Dick by Herman Melville
  249. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
  250. Peyton Place by Grace Metalious
  251. Life of Pi by Yann Martel
  252. The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath 1950-1962 by Sylvia Plath (TBR)
  253. Stuart Little by E. B. White
  254. The Hunchback of Notre Dame by Victor Hugo (TBR)
  255. Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
  256. Ella Minnow Pea: A Novel in Letters by Mark Dunn
  257. Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll (TBR)
  258. The Year of Magical Thinking by Joan Didion
  259. Gidget by Fredrick Kohner
  260. Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell (TBR)
  261. The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd (TBR)
  262. To Have and Have Not by Ernest Hemingway
  263. On the Road by Jack Kerouac
  264. The Lottery: And Other Stories by Shirley Jackson
  265. We Owe You Nothing – Punk Planet: The Collected Interviews edited by Daniel Sinker
  266. The Collected Short Stories by Eudora Welty
  267. A Passage to India by E.M. Forster
  268. The Fall of the Athenian Empire by Donald Kagan
  269. Driving Miss Daisy by Alfred Uhrv
  270. Rapunzel by Grimm Brothers
  271. The Wizard of Oz by Frank L. Baum
  272. Sacred Time by Ursula Hegi
  273. The Jumping Frog by Mark Twain
  274. Bridgadoon by Alan Jay Lerner
  275. Hamlet by William Shakespeare
  276. The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
  277. The Collected Stories of Eudora Welty by Eudora Welty
  278. How the Light Gets in by M. J. Hyland
  279. The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
  280. The House of the Spirits by Isabel Allende (TBR)
  281. The Children’s Hour by Lillian Hellman
  282. Bitch in Praise of Difficult Women by Elizabeth Wurtzel
  283. Cousin Bette by Honor’e de Balzac
  284. The Outbreak of the Peloponnesian War by Donald Kagan
  285. My Sister’s Keeper by Jodi Picoult
  286. Moliere: A Biography by Hobart Chatfield Taylor
  287. Don Quijote by Cervantes
  288. The Red Tent by Anita Diamant
  289. Waiting for Godot by Samuel Beckett
  290. Songbook by Nick Hornby
  291. My Life as Author and Editor by H. R. Mencken
  292. Goldilocks and the Three Bears by Alvin Granowsky
  293. Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
  294. Atonement by Ian McEwan
  295. Memoirs of a Dutiful Daughter by Simone de Beauvoir
  296. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon
  297. Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
  298. The Five People You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Albom
  299. Inferno by Dante
  300. Pygmalion by George Bernard Shaw
  301. Property by Valerie Martin
  302. Emily the Strange by Roger Reger
  303. Helter Skelter: The True Story of the Manson Murders by Vincent Bugliosi and Curt Gentry (TBR)
  304. The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe
  305. Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress by Dai Sijie
  306. An American Tragedy by Theodore Dreiser
  307. The Sonnets by William Shakespeare
  308. The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne
  309. Social Origins of Dictatorship and Democracy: Lord and Peasant in the Making of the Modern World by Barrington Moore
  310. Letters to a Young Poet by Rainer Maria Rilke
  311. Savage Beauty: The Life of Edna St. Vincent Millay by Nancy Milford
  312. The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir
  313. The Art of Fiction by Henry James
  314. Our Mutual Friend by Charles Dickens
  315. Angela’s Ashes by Frank McCourt
  316. Selected Letters of Dawn Powell: 1913-1965 by Dawn Powell
  317. Tuesdays with Morrie by Mitch Albom
  318. Ulysses by James Joyce
  319. One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
  320. The Bhagava Gita
  321. My Life in Orange: Growing Up with the Guru by Tim Guest
  322. The Legend of Bagger Vance by Steven Pressfield
  323. Eloise by Kay Thompson
  324. Europe through the Back Door, 2003 by Rick Steves
  325. A Moveable Feast by Ernest Hemingway
  326. The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger
  327. The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov (TBR)
  328. Notes of a Dirty Old Man by Charles Bukowski
  329. Eleanor Roosevelt by Blanche Wiesen Cook
  330. Truth & Beauty: A Friendship by Ann Patchett
  331. Beloved by Toni Morrison
  332. The Devil in the White City: Murder, Magic, and Madness at the Fair that Changed America by Erik Larson
  333. A Month Of Sundays: Searching For The Spirit And My Sister by Julie Mars
  334. Little Dorrit by Charles Dickens
  335. Brick Lane by Monica Ali
  336. The Da Vinci -Code by Dan Brown
  337. R Is for Ricochet by Sue Grafton
  338. Sybil by Flora Rheta Schreiber
  339. My Lai 4: A Report on the Massacre and It’s Aftermath by Seymour M. Hersh
  340. Pigs at the Trough by Arianna Huffington